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Prank Machine

by Team Sawrite

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Listen to the autobiographical account from the most villainous prankster since Adolf Hitler, as he breathes and violates his way through 2019's April Fool's holiday.

Yes we know it's no longer April Fools Day, but that's part of the song and thus a clever marketing... thing. It's not a mistake at all! promise!

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lyrics

Aw. come on! Come on! Oh, it's 10 second to midnight!
Ohh I've been preparing for this day for a whole year! Come on!
Ohh, 58, 59, GO!

Plastic wrap across the toilet seat
So that when my family
Need a crap or a pee
It starts spraying everywhere. Flying wildly
It'll cause them to stop what they're doing pre-maturely

So, who's recording what, on the smart TV
Corrie Street and Most Shocking Arrests, fuck it
(Cancel all scheduled recording's?) Oh yes.
Man they're gonna be pissed
But I just couldn't resist

Family toothbrushes. VIOLATED.
Family cutlery. VIOLATED.
Family cat! Actually, she scares me, I, I'll leave her alone

I'll take my sisters make-up
And breathe all over it
I'll shake all my dad's beer up and- oh no wait no.. The Simpsons did that
Aw I'll just shoot a whoopie cushion under his real cushion

Oooooohhh he's a bad motha-
Oooooohhh He's a real son of a-
Oooooohhh he's a real cold blooded
Asshole

I'm not an asshole, it's just a prank bro
Can't you take a joke, be poked fun at, no?

It's April Fools! (BUT IT'S PAST 12 pm!)
Aw, fuck the rules! I SAID FUCK THE RULES!

Playing pranks is my favourite hobby and77 Gree
April fools is my favourite holiday

I'll stalk you learn your weekly routine
And get you when you least expect my Prank Machine

I'm in the girlfriend's house now, over for dinner
More pranks in store, like covering the dog in glitter
Bathroom, poop, I didn't wash my hands and
ooooo, perfect time to help cut the lamb
I'm fingering the lamb, and I'm breathing all over it
[Breath - COUGH]

I put holes in the biscuit packet
So they go all soft,
I put holes in the cake packet
So they go all hard

The girlfriends family, they ain't lookin'
I sneak over to the fridge and unplug it
They're all watching Bohemian Rhapsody
I'll blurt out the ending, and claim it was an accident

Poke a hole in her parent's condom for a joke
That's how her brother was conceived three years ago
Maybe this time the child will own
the right amount of chromosomes
But, hey, who knows..

The prank machine can do it all,
Including steal money from the National Bank
Highjacking planes, wirelessly, for whatever you might need a plane for, I guess..
Built in abortion ray. Yes! Spring-loaded nuclear warheads
A selection of medieval torture devices
and spider buttons
But, no, not knock knock jokes, no

No escape from the patented prank machine
He has been, planning, this for, a whole year

No escape from the patented prank machine
He has been, planning, this for, a whole year

Oooooohhh he's a bad motha-
Oooooohhh He's a real son of a-
Oooooohhh he's a real cold blooded
Asshole

I'm not an asshole, it's just a prank bro
Can't you take a joke, be poked fun at, no?

It's April Fools! (BUT DUDE IT'S NOVEMBER!)
Aw, fuck the rules! I SAID FUCK THE RULES!

Playing pranks is my favourite hobby and
April fools is my favourite holiday

I'll stalk you learn your weekly routine
And get you when you least expect my Prank Machine

Oooooohhh he's a bad motha-
Oooooohhh He's a real son of a-
Oooooohhh he's a real cold blooded
Asshole

credits

released May 11, 2019
Music and Lyrics by Gary Hughes and Kaelin Halcrow - AKA Team Sawrite

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Team Sawrite Glasgow, UK

Team Sawrite is a Scottish comedy music duo, consisting of school-friends Kaelin Halcrow, and Gary Hughes.

Our 20-track comedy album "Perfect Enough" is now available on all music platforms!

We encourage you to listen to it so that you may laugh, which is, of course, better than not laughing. ... more

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