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Our First Time

by Team Sawrite

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1.
Go Cuckoo 02:54
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Everybody let's go cuckoo. Everybody let's go cuckoo.
2.
Save Money 03:23
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Now, When I pop to the shop and I skip to the aisle, and I stop when I spot cheap shit in a pile, it's the clearance section. The prices have went down, they try to hide it from your eyes, in the corner with a disguise, so it's harder for you to find the lower priced pies. Yeah right. I ain't paying one ninety-nine on a pie. I would sooner wear a catheter as a tie, then tie it around my pee-pee and jump from a tree, does that give you a rough idea of how much deals mean to me? You see there are people out there less frugal than I, and it amazes me how much they spend on noodles and rice, and when I confront them about it, they act all surprised, as if they never even knew that it's not a good price, I said hey if you're gonna be stupid with your money then splash out, what's the worst that could happen, huh, you scared of cash now? Come with me, and I'll let you see, that there is such thing as buy one, get one free. I live to save money, I know that may be funny, whether it's rainy or sunny, I ain't buying that pie See the fact of the matter is I'm mad as a hatter but I'm glad I'm still sat here with my one ninety-nine People who spend there money on stupid shit, I have something I would like to say. If you got a little kid who just wants you to buy him games just give him orange paper, tell the boy that it's flames. There you go, easy, done, cha-ching, you just solved a problem without doing a thing. If you got a little girl, don't fret, don't worry just go in the microwave and get the leftover curry. Cover that bitch in chocolate sprinkles and tell her that that'll get rid of her wrinkles. If you're a woman with a man and it's nearly his birthday next time you see his penis complement its girth. [HEYY] And if you're a man with a woman and it's nearly her birthday, [SHIT] get what she wants otherwise she'll go crazy! Aii ii shede prlala blaeche lai-de de shi noi wrlo da dash ee brlaa la loch oi brei la loch om-wa I live to save money, I know that may be funny, whether it's rainy or sunny, my kid's ain't moochin' off of me See the fact of the matter is I'm mad as a hatter but I'm glad I'm still sat here with my girthly wee-wee I don't know how to make you see the light Here we go now, this shit's getting serious You just spent two-fifty on a sandwich you're delirious If you wanna stay my friend, you're gonna have to change If you think you're doing that again then you're deranged I'mma say it to you once now and once only, if you spend money like that, we can't be homies I apologise if I sound materialistic. but I just find you so uncharacteristic If you live like me, then soon you'll see that it's the way to be. I'm sure you'll agree I don't need branded clothes, I'm not a sheep I just go to the store and buy em for dirt cheap. A phone and a camera both combined? Try to sell that to me and you'll get declined. I know what I'm doing, I ain't no fool but I pity you who spends one ninety-nine on a pie I live to save money, I know that may be funny, whether it's rainy or sunny, I'm cock-blocking my bank card See the fact of the matter is I've been there done that, but I didn't buy the T-shirt because it was too expensive
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The Redhawns 02:04
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I can't play any more 250 bmp is putting me over the edge You alive? No. Forceful Tune Hedrons Forceful tune Hedrons Woah! Where are we now now now now now now now now now now now now We're in the same place Forceful tune Hedrons Forceful tune Hedrons Heeeyyyyyy
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TV Sunday 02:21
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This is applicable to every performing related unit, and every music course at Motherwell college. First of all Jump. Jump. Jump, jump, jump. By van Halen Jump. Jump. Jump, jump jump, Pish, pish, pish, pish Pish, pish, pish, pish. Jump, jump, j-j-j-j-j-j jump jump by Van Halen Jump. Jump. Jump, jump jump. Jump.
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Personnel Hell 02:28
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These fucking idiots can't do anything right I own this business so that makes them mine I pay them nearly nothing 'cause they're not that bright They fucked it up again, oh Jesus Christ They're fucking useless It's personnel hell Everyone's to blame Except myself I just can't put up with this whole ordeal the worst of the lot is this one guy called Neil He paper-cut his eye, he's just not ideal I've got a solution I'll strike him a deal It's personnel hell I'll do it myself It can't be that hard It's minimum wage It's personnel hell I'll do it myself and everyone's to blame Except myself

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Our First Time is a 5 song EP, containing material we felt was too good to disregard, yet not good enough to appear on our magnum-opus album "Perfect Enough" which will be available Nov 6 2018.

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released May 13, 2016

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Team Sawrite Glasgow, UK

Team Sawrite is a Scottish comedy music duo, consisting of school-friends Kaelin Halcrow, and Gary Hughes.

Our 20-track comedy album "Perfect Enough" is now available on all music platforms!

We encourage you to listen to it so that you may laugh, which is, of course, better than not laughing. ... more

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