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Alpha Male

by Team Sawrite

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Team Sawrite take you to the jungle in the new single “Alpha Male”. A valentines day you should no problem getting excited by. In fact, purchasing this song may save your relationship if you forgot about flowers or chocolates*.


*Team Sawrite will not be held responsible for damaged relationships and/or divorce costs.

lyrics

Alpha male need female [HOO]
Female need alpha male [HOO]
Alpha-male shall prevail [HOO]
Alpha-male [HOO HOO]

Body like Zeus
Could kill a moose
need to reproduce
Fuck a tight puss
Wreck it make it loose
Must not go extinct
gotta have a kid
So I slink
Penis penetrating pink
Squishy like a squid
Is she ready to receive my seed
I'll put my nose to her ass and see
*deep inhale noise*
Mmm.. pungent.
I like. The way you smell on the inside.
God, damn, those eggs smell nice

I want that female. Yes. On my penis. Yes.
Yes. I do. Want you. Now let me get atop you.
Okay. What do I do.
Position foot one, position foot two,
Okay. So far so good.

It's hard out here for an alpha male like me (oh)
All the females looking fine as hell (oh).

All the girls seem to want me,
Till another guy comes on the scene
This guy looks slightly better than me
And His loin cloth looks freshly washed

Alpha male get female, alpha male win
Alpha male fuck female, raise a kid

It's hard out here for an alpha male
All the females looking fine as hell
Then I get my ass kicked, by a bigger guy
And I go home, SAAAAAD

Hey lady, how you like your eggs?
Fertilised? Yeah I totally know what that means

You got a sweet face, Think you need an alpha male
With superior genes, ideally from me
Not him because[who?], he has inferior posture
and a non-washed loin-cloth [Hoooooooo]

What's all this, coming from the little bitch,
High testosterone, or a lack there of?
Maybe do the lady a favour and BACK OFF
Bitch better start practicing and whack off

(My name's not bitch, it's Charlie)
(I have a spear I 1myself made sharply)
Ha! Charlie! Your only purpose is to make betas look better

You know winning this fight
and embarrassing this guy
so badly
undeniably
makes me
wonder

if we could get both holes involved
could arguments be resolved
could evolution be evolved
could you be quite woman you're not involved

maybe if we fuck
both holes relentlessly, simultaneously
she'll know I'm the true alpha
and be with me foreva

Atlas and Bruce
relentlessly pounding
make her incredibly loose
to fulfil her only purpose

So what say you?
That the three of us...
2 dicks and 2 pairs of testicles
against your wound that's from an axe

It's a primal urge, I gotta find a girl
Who will let me inject myself inside her.
She will be the home for my warm seed
So i can grow another me

It's hard out here for an alpha male like me, (oh oh)
All the females looking fine as hell (oh)

It's a primal urge, I gotta find a girl
Who will let me inject myself inside her.
She's will be the home for my seed
So i can grow another me.

Alpha male get female, alpha male win
Alpha male fuck female, raise a kid

It's hard out here for an alpha male
All the females looking fine as hell

I don't know why
but it's built into my primal drive
to get between those thighs

credits

released February 14, 2019
released February 14, 2019
Composed, Recorded, Engineered, Produced, Arranged, Mixed, Mastered and Uploaded by Gary Hughes and Kaelin Halcrow.

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Team Sawrite Glasgow, UK

Team Sawrite is a Scottish comedy music duo, consisting of school-friends Kaelin Halcrow, and Gary Hughes.

Our 20-track comedy album "Perfect Enough" is now available on all music platforms!

We encourage you to listen to it so that you may laugh, which is, of course, better than not laughing. ... more

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