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Ninjas of the Caribbean

by Team Sawrite

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Our first new track in 2 years is out now!

Join the fight for #TeamPirate or #TeamNinja and battle on the sands with #TeamSawrite!

Ninjas good. Pirates bad. Nothing more to add.

#TeamSawrite #Ninjas #Pirates

lyrics

[Verse 1]
We are ninjas
Caribbean ninjas
Never ever injured
Pain is scared to linger
We are ninjas
Hidden Shadow Wizards
On a Mission

Training in the dojo
Make pirate say "oh no"
Getting strong by eating egg
Kick a pirate in the leg
You don't see us when we're hidden
Eating Jamaican jerk chicken

Caribbean Ninjas
Better than Avengers
Drinking sake
In the palm tree

Ninjas are sneaky
Pirates are greasy
They are overdressed
For the Caribbean

[Pre Chorus 1]
Ninjas good!
Pirates Bad!
Nothing more to add
Hey!

Ninjas good!
Ninjas good!
Pirates bad!
Pirates bad!

Ninjas hey!
Ninjas hey!
Pirates nay!
Pirates nay!

[Chorus 1]
Party Ninjas
Of the Caribbean
Drinking Sake
Ale is crappy

Pirates have
Nothing on Ninja
Pirates have wooden legs
And ninjas have real legs

[Verse 2]
*students talking in class*
I do not know why we are here today!
Can you tell me why we are here today!?
Why are we here today?

*Sensei*
Students. Listen.
Do not be chicken
If you see a pirate
You should kick it

Sneak aboard his ship
And punch it, then sneak away
Dig up their treasure
Clothesline it, then front flip away

Practice every day
And follow my tutorial
Of methodical nautical
vessel disassembling for ninjas

You are a bad teacher
Why are we here today?

Listen, young moron
I will tell you a story

[Verse 3]
In The Great War
Of 284
Pirates stormed the shores
And wouldn't go away

They broke all our bones
And burned all our homes
They played with the dead
Played football with their heads

Ninjas limbs littered
The Caribbean springs
The pirates enjoyed it
Let me tell you ninjas did not

They keelhauled my wife
Their sharks ate my eyes
And worst of all they took my
Dogs favourite toy

[Pre Chorus 2]
Ninjas good
Pirates bad
Nothing more to add
Hey!

Ninjas good
Pirates bad
Ninjas hey
Pirates nay

[Chorus 2]
Party Ninjas
Of the Caribbean
Drinking Sake
Ale is crappy

Pirates have
Nothing on Ninja
Pirates have wooden legs
And ninjas have real legs

Party Ninjas
Of the Caribbean
Drinking Sake
Ale is crappy

Pirates have
Nothing on Ninja
Pirates have wooden legs
And ninjas have real legs

[Middle 8]
*Battlefield worries*
I am very frightened
I do not want to go to battle today

I understand…
BANZAI!

[Guitar Solo]
[Keys Solo]

[Chorus 3]
Party Ninjas
Of the Caribbean
Drinking Sake
Ale is crappy

Pirates have
Nothing on Ninjas
Pirates have wooden legs
And ninjas have real legs

Party Ninjas
Of the Caribbean
Drinking Sake
Ale is crappy

Pirates have
Nothing on Ninjas
Pirates have
Nothing on Ninjas

credits

released July 24, 2022
Composed, Recorded, Engineered, Produced, Arranged, Mixed, Mastered, Edited, Coloured, and Uploaded by Gary Hughes and Kaelin Halcrow.

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Team Sawrite Glasgow, UK

Team Sawrite is a Scottish comedy music duo, consisting of school-friends Kaelin Halcrow, and Gary Hughes.

Our 20-track comedy album "Perfect Enough" is now available on all music platforms!

We encourage you to listen to it so that you may laugh, which is, of course, better than not laughing. ... more

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